1. "I know what you mean. I went down to buy a turkey tree and all they have are things for Christmas."
- A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973), Sally Brown
2. "Nobody means what they say on Thanksgiving, Mom. You know that. That's what the day's supposed to be all about, right? Torture."
- Home for the Holidays (1995), Claudia, played by Holly Hunter
3. "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."
- Addams Family Values (1993), Wednesday Addams, played by Christina Ricci
4. "Paulie, it's Thanksgiving. I got a turkey in the oven."
"Yea, to you it's Thanksgiving; to me it's Thursday."
- Rocky (1976), Rocky, played by Sylvester Stallone, to Paulie, played by Burt Young
5. "Those aren't pillows!"
- Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987), Neal Page, played by Steve Martin, to Del Griffith, played by John Candy
6. "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
- WKRP in Cincinnati (1978-1982), Mr. Carlson, played by Gordon Jump